February 2012
218 posts
I wish I hadn’t eyeballed that “cup” of rice. Now I’m worried I put too much, or too little water.
Please send thoughts and prayers.
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SOOOOO NERVOUS
to do stand-up tomorrow evening.
I hope people get my Freud, and Star Wars references!
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“Who can really distinguish between the sea and what’s reflected in it?”
– Sputnik Sweetheart || Haruki Murakami
I hate waiting for my tea to cool down.
It’s been, like, 30 minutes. (¬_¬)
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via rickitarrs)
Watchi just discovered this neat webcam effect. it virtually says, “OH NO YOU DIDN’T”
It irks me when my mother comes over to my apartment just to complain about how the place should be maintained. ”How do you live like this?” is what she said when she discovered a drip of coffee on my kitchen counter this afternoon. To her, this drip was the equivalent of the Exxon Valdez oil spill. She asked for a scotch-brite and the spray bottle of Fabuloso, which I willingly...
Watchholocaustsurvivor:
lovatotacos:
“Stupid emo wannabe!”
omg
reactivated facebook because i’m drunk.
they have a new layout…and it is not cute.
I’ll be on Sam’s radio show tonight @ 7PM! Click ‘LISTEN LIVE’
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